10 PRINT "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
20 GOTO 10
Peter Smith
OP-2DF643
CLEARANCE: LEVEL 5
SUBJECT: Peter Smith
[ STATUS: ACTIVE ]
[ DEPT: CORE_ADMIN ]
[ LOG_ENTRY: 0xC4CA4238 ]

Raised in rural Newfoundland and forged in the era of punch cards and bell-bottoms. Peter is a relic of a time when code was tight, coffee was black, and logic was absolute.

He was raised on FORTRAN, tempered by the relentless grind of JCL, and has spent the last five decades developing a healthy skepticism for anything built after 1979. When he isn’t wrangling legacy logic or critiquing the modern web, he’s documenting the memories of his home on Random Island.

Fuel Source: High-octane caffeine.
Disposition: Opinionated.
Current Status: Likely annoyed by your JavaScript framework.

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Tom Landry
OP-E1DD3A
CLEARANCE: LEVEL 5
SUBJECT: Tom Landry
[ STATUS: ACTIVE ]
[ DEPT: CORE_ADMIN ]
[ LOG_ENTRY: 0xC81E728D ]
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